remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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