I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
