I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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