went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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