Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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