So drunk its hurt
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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