playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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