She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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