he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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