i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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