brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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