why im i the only drunk person in the library?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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