Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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