With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
my poor anus
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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