I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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