You really coming over, don't trick.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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