i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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