the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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