just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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