We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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