oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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