Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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