The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
zippers are such a cool invention
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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