What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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