what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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