I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
