So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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