Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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