: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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