I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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