I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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