I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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