If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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