Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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