Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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