Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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