Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
only if we run a train.
done.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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