Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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