So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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