real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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