38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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