I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Use "feeling words"
Yay
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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