what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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