oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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