IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize