Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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