Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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