awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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