I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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