Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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