ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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