He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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