I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Randomize
