that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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