NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Randomize
